Puckley’s Biography: Time689

Puckley’s Biography

By: Time689

Once upon a time, an planet far, far away, Puckley was born.

Puckley was raised by his parents.  His parents owned, “The Lemon Factory”.  So Puckley always had a strange obsession with lemons.

“LEMON!” Puckley screamed.  This was Puckley’s first word.  So his parents gave him a truck load of lemons.

A couple years later, he was 5, he was sleeping one night in his own bed, his bed had a sheet on it with pictures of lemons all over it, his room had painted lemons on the wall, and in his shoe drawer, he had a lemon.

Puckley was at his first day of school.  He met a penguin named Pringle.  Pringle also had a obsession, a obsession of saying, “Bonk”.  “BONK BONK BONK BONK!” The 5 year old Pringle said.

“Hello, Pringle!” Puckley said cheerfully.  “My name is Puckley.”  Puckley’s back-pack was stuffed with his lunch, his lunch was, of course, lemons.

After sometime, Oagalthorp came to the lunch table, he also had an obsession, a obsession with Pepto Bismol©.  “Yellow!  My name is Oagal!”

“Why hello, my name is Puckley.  You can call me Puck.” Puckley answered.

“My name is Pringle!” Pringle screamed!

“My name is Oagalthorp!” Oagal said when he just finished his Pepto Bismol bottle.  “Do you know where the next Pepto Bismol store is?”

“Nope, I have no idea.” Puckley answered.

Over the years, Oagal left school, and went to work at the Pepto Bismol shack.  Pringle & Puck were in college now.

After college, Puck went to the Nachos as a co-leader, and Pringle went to RFW, as a Leader.  Oagal, well Oagal, he died of too much Pepto Bismol.

“Let’s recruit!” Puckley said cheerfully to the nacho soldiers, “White House, Town”

It was awesome!  Puckley & Pringle were awesome.

One battle, Pringle & Puck shut there eyes, and they went…UP THERE.

Moral: Don’t doubt Puck and Pringle.

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